Valen

I guess you’re supposed to see how long it takes to recognize Shinji and Kawrou from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Less than 1 second for me.

I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it’s a toss-up.

Pretty much everyone except people from “America”, that is, the US.

Hint: People from Brazil are Americans.

Sorry if I missed the “/s” in your post

Unpopular opinion: I’m old school and would probably use perl.

You really need to index your tables. This has all the hallways of a Cartesian cross product.