An other one bites the dust :'(

it’s way worse, if you wake up like 10-15 minutes before alarm. when you can sleep back for a bit, but it will result in you waking up like you slept like 2 hours and you feel worse than a piece of shit… every day… :D

embrace the absurd

Anwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D