(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

wait whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense