I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer’s

five dozen, no less

that explains my sterility. i always watched with my balls glued to the screen

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

So, I used reverse image search to look it up - OP is not at fault for cutting off the image. The OC was made like that, and posted to Reddit, as far as I can tell

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1s81yf7/oc_being_on_time_with_a_toddler/

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(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

wait whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

fuck yeah, spread it