Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

what the fuck is a bird

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

BUG-FUCKEN wild

I need it so I can player the newer games betterer

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?