• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    My knives just whisper, “Thanks for keeping me as sharp as I can be! I appreciate doing my job for you.”

    Though the same could be said for most of my machines since I am literally an apprentice or jack of all trades, and a master of a few.