- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
I’m good at Python, and I don’t know Rust. This looks fine to me. I’ve fully missed the joke.
Same. Until you notice the column of curly braces and semi colons in the right margin.
Lgtm ship it to prod
Lgtm? Let’s go to Madrid?
You never review code when you have no time to do an actual review? Looks good to me :)
You never review code when you have no time to do an actual review?
Nope. Then again, I never review code at all 🤷😁
Don’t review, don’t write tests, and don’t even do QA. All of those tasks are overhead. It’s time you could be spending completing more story points. All that matters is story points, not the customer, not your coworkers, not your happiness, not your sanity. Just story points.
LGTM: Large Glitches, Test More!
Oh, so Rust is like JavaScript!
No, Rust lacks the semicolon elision rules of Javascript which make everyone always use semicolons in javascript because they’re so horribly broken.
Rust is like ML, quite literally, not just by ancestry: The syntax is palpably ugly, but at least it’s sane, regular, and concise where it matters.
Undervalued comment right there. This is better than the OP
Then some jerk runs rustfmt and ruins all your hard work!
Can’t you fix the default format to this?
rustfmt
is stopping me from writing code like this, and I have never been more happier using it after viewing this.
I’m going to write a tool that automatically adds the braces and semicolons to the column as you edit the code.
I will call it
rustfml
Crap, thats what I was thinking.
It could be run after git checkout and then rustfmt before commit.
Slow down satan
I hate it with every fibre of my being but also secretly calmed by that column of statement terminators and brackets.
It’s like the code representation of the Vancouver riots kiss photo.
Oh… Oh! Well, that is creative.
I’ll allow it!
Sanity
I don’t know Rust. 🤷🏻♂️
(I mean, I don’t know a lot of Python either so I can’t even get the joke. 😞)
In Rust and lots of other languages you have to end each statement with a semicolon. The semi colon is usually placed right after the statement, but in this example there’s indentation after each statement before the semicolon so they’re all aligned.
There’s also the curly brackets, they’re padded in the same way, but those usually define where a scope (block) starts and ends making it even worse.
Look at the right side of the code editor
lmao I didn’t even notice
It took me way too long to notice the horror on the right
Wow, so this is possible.
Formatting is so damn arbitrary. Somebody has to have tried storing just the parse tree on disk, right?
This makes my deeply uncomfortable, like an itch I can’t quite scratch.
My medication mostly.
No
This is why python has to be putdown