- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
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Christ I reread that first line about 5 times trying to figure out how introducing a comma would help make things better.
Guess I’m all in on the original.
Took a couple of secs. Cologne.
Nah, that’s where I live
Cologne and colon are pronounced very differently
That’s how you get pinkeye!
Fart in the pillow before you leave, so she can smell your colon after you are gone.