Me: “I saw a boob!”
I remember my TV getting “TV1000”, some local paid channel I guess, with straight up porn coming on right at midnight. But it was encoded in a way that you could see everything with perfect picture, but the colors were inverted. So everyone looked very blue, and had blackish teeth and white shadows between their teeth.
Still though. The hardcore sex was good. 🙃
Did it awake in anything in you?
Oh man, if just the right flesh tone flashed by at just the right part of the audio . . .
I’m too young apparently. I do miss television static though. Especially because cosmic microwave background.
HBO or Skinemax
“Ooh! A boobie!”
OP posting this like it’s not an admission of guilt, LOL
Or the Spice channel
Spice
100% the Spice channel.
Definitely Spice. Or so I’m told.
I used to record VHS tapes of Spice channel and sell them to friends, my uncle had a descrambler. Glad to have experienced those heady days of analog piracy.
Ooh! A boobie!
Probably. Maybe.
…elbow?
If you flipped back and forth sometimes it would be clearer for a second
Or between “programs” the channel would clear up for a minute or more.
Aayyyeee. You know what’s up lol.
I have a distinct memory of waking up with my hand in my pants, The static channel on TV, and my father angry disappointed at me on his way out the door to work.
Oops.
you misspelled “the coolest kid on your block”
I heard moaning and saw a boob!
I remember good porn music.
*Good music. The porn wasn’t guaranteed.
Am I the only one who grew up with a black box?
Scamblevision.
HoTime
Sometimes it would just be the audio and you sit real close to the TV with the sound real low and your hand on the off button. Staring at the lines hoping to see something
I see a river flowing into a swamp
