I’m an on call mortician. I spend a lot of time walking around funeral homes at night in the dark. I heard shit moving around and weird crashing noises all the time. I fuckin ignore that shit. Oh, what? The demon wants attention again, so I have to take my earbuds out? Nah. Not tonight Satan. I’m really into this audio book.
You should put the audio books on speaker, those poor souls are just fucking bored until they can finally rest.
Sometimes I put Bob’s Burgers on the TV for them
Get yourself an Aztec death whistle and just blow as hard as you can all of the sudden. They’ll go away.
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I love homemade electronic instruments!
Thanks for sharing this one. It has inspired me to put a pickup on an old saw I have been wondering what to do with.
Ok, that is fucking cool!
This looks like a picture from those “scary stories to tell in the dark” kids books.
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PSA: They re-released this with less scary pictures. Definitely try to get the original
Immediately thought of Harold but it’s not Harold. I don’t know if it’s just another creepy guy in a chair from the same artist, or if this is an AI generated imitation. I know it’s not from the current printing; the art has been completely changed and isn’t even remotely creepy.
I’m pretty sure it’s somebody intentionally copying his style
actually what you should probably do is make sure your co/co2/other poisonous gas detectors are working.
I had to laugh at this way harder than is probably healthy.
Agreed. This was pretty unexpected.
I once heard sex noises through the wall.
So I cranked up the volume and played the samples from Sinistar.
I HUNGER. RUN COWARD.
And in the middle apartment: Me, trying to sleep while these idiots are howling at each other. 😩
