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Albin Jose@lemmings.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I would do that but with a baseball bat

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I would do that but with a baseball bat

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Albin Jose@lemmings.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I would give myself a hug and tell myself it’ll all be ok.

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      Sounds like you went through some difficult times. Really glad things worked out ok for you

    • bremen15@feddit.de
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      Great approach. Check out ifs

      • violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Ifs?

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    I would do that with a chainsaw

    • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      I’d push myself into a meat grinder

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    Kill him since I already know it doesn’t get much better

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      Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?

      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        Murdicide?

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Imagine the disappointment if you then don’t stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.

  • aeternum@kbin.social
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    I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life. This really hits home.

    • Sureito@feddit.de
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      No, it would hit you

  • macniel@feddit.de
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    Tell my young self that it isn’t a phase and that he should start the therapy to become she immediately!

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    I would tell my younger self to go to a psychiatrist and get some antidepressants about 2 years earlier than last time.

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    When you realize that’s why your parents were like that

    • RQG@lemmy.world
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      Because they time traveled back to slap themselves?

    • Bel_Shamharoth@lemmy.world
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      Nah, I’d like to do this because my parents didn’t do it the right way the first time around.

      It’s amazing how two otherwise generally intelligent well meaning loving parents can completely miss the fucking point so goddamn hard…

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        Obviously not universal, but generally parental strictness/harshness/unfairness is them trying to spare their children undue suffering from mistakes similar to those the parents themselves made in their youth.

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  • Cysio@lemmygrad.ml
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    I’d tell my younger self “you are gay” in the voice of that Ugandan TV host

  • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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    I think some people become parents for this reason. For better or worse…

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    I’d use a gun tbh. Gotta make sure.

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