Sleeps in suit and tie. Wakes up and puts on something more comfortable to lounge in.
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.” – Kurt Vonnegut
If you’re still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.
Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
You can (nearly) always make new ones.
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Strap helmets on your kids.
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Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Do nothing else.
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Here is your bare-minimum trophy 🏆
*I’m not even going to do the bare minimum today, am I?
That grammar bothered me more than it should have.
Me recovering from covid. And also, you know, the dysthymia.
I remember when I had a weak strain of COVID (barely any symptoms except for achiness all over, slight stuffiness, brain fog, and trouble getting enough oxygen). Even without doing anything, I was tired enough at the end of the day to sleep about 9-10 hours straight.
I wouldn’t want to have a stronger strain, and I hope you get better soon.
