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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

I'm tired, Boss

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I'm tired, Boss

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • edric@lemm.ee
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    You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.

    • 567PrimeMover@kbin.social
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      Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

      • edric@lemm.ee
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        Yep, just change your user-agent and they’ll flip the switch immediately.

  • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.ml
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    All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You’ll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can’t be bothered to see a few ads? It’s not like ads are harmful or anything!

    …hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it… Right after I close this other popup that says I’ve won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and this online casino one, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one from the local fringe religious group that says I’ll go to hell if I poop, and this one that straight up looks like it’s trying to download ransomware, and… Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don’t forget that.

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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      How dare you!

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

  • JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

    • 567PrimeMover@kbin.social
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      They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

      • LeftHandedWave@lemm.ee
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        It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

      • Scrawny@lemm.ee
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        We’ve come full circle.

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      deleted by creator

      • RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I am next for not tipping my landlord.

  • N0body@sh.itjust.works
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    “Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Viva la FOSS!!

  • lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz
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    You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

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    deleted by creator

  • Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Lost your listener’s license, did you?

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    A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

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      How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.

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    There will be no 2030 for human life.

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    https://poketube.fun/watch?v=DvAw_jYddoM&quality=medium

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    It’s an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

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