How are your nipple buttons today?
Did the AI create Mario Junk™️ that had to be blurred out?
Mario dong too powerful for the internet
mushroom
Most retro games
True. However back when these games were state of the art, you somehow were able to imagine the graphics to be better than what was actually on screen. At least that’s how it felt to me (played my first games in the early 90s).
Of course, although in the 90s there were also some that stood out in terms of graphics and soundtrack 10 years ahead of the rest, like MDK, a real gem. Now you can play it for free, right in your browser
https://playclassic.games/games/action-dos-games-online/play-mdk-online/play ( it loads DOS Box)
or download it from GOG or Steam for Windows (€9.99)
I bought MDK two years after release for 10€ because the screenshots on the box looked pretty but I was super disappointed once I saw it in motion on my PC… Back in these days game graphics got better so quick, that a (originally super pretty) two year old game looked bad on my PC.
JFC that’s unsettling shit right there. It makes my scalp itch
Do you have one of him naked?
I promise to make you one tonight.
You are amazing.
I can’t wait to beat it to Mario’s fat cock.
I get home in about two hours. But soon friend!
I am going to beat my meat until it’s a bloody and more useless nub.
Upscaled!
Sorry for the delay!
Nice job.
Upvote just for the name, JFC lol
Oh god, I cannot unsee the buttons as nipples from now on 🙈🙈🙈
Haha fuck. I saw them as eyeballs and you took that away from me.
Aftermath of exploring worlds under drainage pipes.
Mario meets the Teenage Meth’n Turtles.
Mario meets long term workplace illness. Unfortunately I don’t think Mario belongs to a union. Bowser be like “just one more castle and you’ll make it big here Mario”
Turns out all that jumping about in the sewers was not the best for Mario’s health
Luigi: “Mario, I think the mushrooms are kicking in.”
Take it back!!
Is this like when porn performers complained about 4K because you could see their imperfections?
They did that?
I’d say this pretty accurately shows the current state of video game remakes.
Go back, go back!
The Flavor Saver!™
can we get a nsfw tag, that was very disturbing.
Rockstar: looks great, ship it!
