Rust: you are transgender
ASM: you are a nerd
Python: You are a high school student
Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.
PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript
HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.
Brainfuck: you like to brag
Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash
What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don’t know jack shit about programming?
You’re a geek.
When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.
I’m like that because:
- I need a hobby
- weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
- now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it’s just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
- Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
- personal issues
*=Nim
Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided
What your favorite programming language says about you:
JavaScript: Error: “You” is undefined
My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.
You just described my life. JS is hell.
You guys are using typescript right? … right?
It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.
And a Python developer is born!
Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie
This interface is bloated
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.
What You’re acc to your fav language
Parse error in
/usr/lib/dict/en_all.h“You are an engineer and a nerd”
We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.
What language is that one?
in my completely accurate and objective opinion:
- Javascript: you are a frontend web dev (hopefully)
- C++: you spent too long learning keywords and classes, you might as well use them
- Rust: you like big naked men butt booty wrestling
- Asm: you dont know what a ‘type’ is
- Go: you have chosen a perfect language.
- React: you know its not a framework, so then it must be a language, right?
- Python: either a child, or an ai expert
- C: you are a better programmer than everyone else, because you know what a pointer is
- PHP: rich
- C#: learning game development just because you like video games
- Swift: idk really. something to do with apple?
- R: ???
i use Rust btw
Perl: You’re an old nerd who remembers before Python was a thing, or else a nerd who really likes funky syntax and symbols everywhere and PHP just wasn’t right for you.
Raku: You’re an old nerd who remembers before Python took over from your former beloved Perl and instead of opting for simpler, cleaner syntax, you decided that being able to go the other way entirely was absolutely for you, or else you’re a nerd who likes really, really funky syntax and Python, PHP and even Perl seem too much like kids toys.
Ada: You’re an old nerd who was taught it at some college or other or else you’re an engineer writing mission critical systems and this is the language everything is written in and no-one will switch to anything else.
BASIC: You’re an old nerd (you might be sensing a theme here) who taught themselves programming at some point in the '70s, '80s or '90s and you’ll get around to learning another language some day, but right now this interpreter you found online that runs in a console window suits you just fine.
Shell scripting: You’re a nerd who really ought to rewrite some of those unwieldy beasts in something else at some point but you’ve learned it this way and don’t have time for anything else right now. Time for another hack.
Powershell: You’re a nerd who’s found something that “really makes sense, you know?”
COBOL: See Ada but exchange “mission critical” for “banking”.
Prolog: You are a nerd who plays Towers of Hanoi in their head for fun.
Haskell: You are a nerd whose flying saucer is a glass dome followed by a function that describes the rest of it, which may or may not be the same function that described the glass dome in the first place.
Lisp: You are a nerd for whom parentheses make you feel warm and fuzzy, if not other feelings that cannot be spoken of in polite company. If you like Emacs, you like Emacs.
Look, I was forced to learn R (very badly) for my PhD (which I didn’t complete). So technically I’m not a nerd (it’s sadder than that). Yay!!
Im not an engineer
Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.
MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
Elixir: Look of superiority
I don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.
