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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Hindsight is 20/20

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Hindsight is 20/20

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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Time to wheel out an old classic:

    Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
    Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad
    Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa

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      Dexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.

      • 𝓜𝓲𝓪@quokk.au
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        Constitution is winning a tomato eating contest

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          Constitution is being able to digest a rotten tomato without getting sick or dying.

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          Ever watch Cool Hand Luke?

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            What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.

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        No, dexterity is removing the stem/core without crushing the tomato, or slicing it without smushing it

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      Dammit now I want salsa but it’s time for bed

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