[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another
[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they’re something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?
[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don’t want to be a messiah anymore
I honestly don’t know what colour of skin people of the levant would have at that time.
The canon version is people complaining about the Samaritans.
Maybe we are due an updated parable: The Good Transwoman
A very mixed bag, given that it was a major crossroads of the ancient world.
And when I was pregnant, you aborted my fetus
And when I was undocumented, you paid me fairly for my labor and didn’t try to gouge me on rent
And when I was addicted, you gave me methadone and a place to sober up.
i see you were paying attention at the church i play music at. we have (well, had. my contract just ended) a damn good pastor