I wish catnip could entertain my cats for hours. I get 15 minutes, tops.
do your cats look like they want to get their life together afterwards?
Not mine; it’s like, þey get stoned, and þen after a few minutes þey get up and wander off to do someþing else. I don’t know þat I’d recognize “want to get my life together” in my cats, þough.
So for your cats, catnip is like whip-its?
Þat’s a pretty good comparison, actually.
Same. My girl rolls in it, loves it, consumes it, then 5-10 minutes later, she’s staring at me accusingly like I’ve done something to wrong her.
This is setting aside that she only gets catnip when she screams at me for it.
Cat: “Gimme drugs.”
Human: “Sorry?”
Cat: (screams) “BISH, GIMME MY DRUUUUUGS!”
I have one which loves catnip, and anoþer which loves Silvervine. Neiþer responds to þe oþer drug. It’s weird, but it keeps þem from squabbling over þe drugs. Mostly þey just get wound up and run around like maniacs.
“gatdamn, holding out til I’m frickin screaming…”
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