You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it’s been cooking at 1875° F.
Don’t stand too close if you’re wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.
If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit’s got to make it about ten feet long.
You have a wonderful mind
I think it’d melt into goo before it could manage that.
DON’T GET IN THE KILN!
GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!
I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn’t remember what that was from
I just hope that whatever lives in there will never breach containment.
Aye! We found something to stuff SCP-682 into!
Oh man, I took a glass blowing course and the heat was crazy! Very glad I made sure all clothing was cotton before going lol
1023.89°C in non-freedom units
Yes, because two decimals of accuracy is very important here. The kiln keeps temperature that tightly controlled.
Who am I to judge the temperature accuracy of one’s furnace ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
why do I want to put my dick in it?
With 450 °C your pizza should be ready in 30 seconds.
That’s what pizza ovens run at and it takes about 2-3 minutes for the pizza to be ready. You can also get ones that go up to 500°C.
what pizza?
The pizza shop I worked at in college had the oven somewhere between 600-700 F
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We got an oven that has a stone fire pizza mode on it. It gets the stone up to 750F. Cooks our homemade pizzas in ~2 minutes. It’s awesome.
Jesus H, I bet it costs a fucking fortune to heat that up for the sake of a couple of pizzas.
550 minimum for pizza
450°R is cold as fuck, it’s 41.7° below freezing duh, are you an alien?
Oh, just like opening the front door in Florida.
Where is this clip from? Reminds me of Sunshine.
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Interesting, thanks for the spoiler; that makes me slightly more interested in watching now.
And if I reach for the pizza without oven mitts:
I was gonna say it never bothers me then I realized I don’t set it that high.
But why? Is it necessary for frozen pizzas?
It’s to get a good crust on a thin fresh pizza
Personally I find 500F works fine but I don’t have a pizza stone or one of those big wooden spatulas to use it with a floppy fresh pizza. I just assemble mine in a room temperature cast iron pan and then throw it in for 10 or so minutes at 500
If zinc melt your skin melt too. Amazing oven though can cast some cool figurine with zinc.
opening the wood fired pizza oven at 600F…
I was planning to joke about the 450° of rotation but, you know, internet is strange so, instead I found a French pizzeria… https://www.450degres.fr/
I see you like it charred to a crisp …
I remember thr one time I preheated the oven to 500 degrees and opened it like a giddy little child happy tp put my pizza in… uhh…
I think Im still rrecovering cells from the burns I got from that.
Also rlthe smoke alarms went off so … 1/10 only good part about it was that it was cold that day and i lt warmed me up
Yep, makes you feel like a Furian.
