Holy fool?
A new job just dropped.
I wanted to be a holy fool but I’m an atheist so fool it is.
When I grow up I’m going to bovine university; majoring in tik tok.
Quite encouraging for the political future of the country that woke moralist and bureaucrat are above holy fool 😂
I really want to know what a woke moralist is and how this poll was presented to kids such that this was a common selection.
Probably just a right wing echochamber term for someone who doesn’t like bigotry and discrimination and has the nerve to say so 🤷
As for it being included in a survey, I have a sneaking suspicion that this meme is BASED ON a true story at most 😁
This is where it most likely originated from:
I would love to be a professional AirBnB squatter. That sounds awesome.
Paid to permanently travel internationally and stay in AirBnBs for free and harass shitty landlords all over the world. That’s the life.
Ha. The kids are alright.
Why not all of them? Hire as an uber driver, paint wojaks of your guests (while driving, shout: Jesus, take the wheel). Film everything for tiktok, and rob them out at destination. The rest is the stuff you talk about while driving.
Edit: don’t forget to steal the keys for your new airbnb squad.
You mean I’ve been stealing the job of a woke moralist all this time? Let this random Lemmy comment serve as my immediate ignominious resignation. I’m no blackleg, god damnit.
Good thing I didn’t quit my day job as a bureaucrat.
I’ve been woke moralizing for free, like some kind of chump. No more I say, I’ll stop doing it for free right now! I demand fair pay and equa… Damn it.
Johnny Cash turned out to be a Highwayman, he was doing alright. Way to go kids
