• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other’s dicks to see who got hard.

    And we all just went wtf.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I had a friend when I was like 10 who wanted to play the dick-touching game. I remember him saying “it’s OK, we know we’re not gay.” I didn’t even know what “gay” meant at that age but I knew I didn’t want to play.

  • ettyblatant@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.

    The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(

  • FluffyToaster621@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    reminds me of the time i crashed a horse cart through a metal fence gate and got a cool hole in my kneecap from a metal hook