Don’t drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you’ve got a long walk home you’re basically sober by the time you show up
I got pretty wasted in the woods once together with some friends while grilling and staring at the stars. That was epic.
I have no clue how I got home though. That’s a two to three hour walk when sober, and I was drunk enough to only remember the first half hour of it.
But now I drink maybe twice a year, and very little. The stars look nice even when sober. And on Monday weed was legalized here, that’s more like it for me nowadays.
Yeah, I pretty much completely stopped drinking after weed was legalized.
I just bought a bunch of seeds. That feels so surreal. This weekend I’ll buy snacks and fly to space, and it’ll be legal.
Tips from a fellow enthusiast:
1.) Get a GOOD light. (Checkout the Thinkgrow Model-H for example).
2.) Set up a good hydroponic system, and use timers for your water schedule. (I recommend drips system. And don’t forget to flush with water at least twice between feedings to prevent salt build-up)
3.) Use as big of a pot as you can realistically get away with. The bigger your rootball, the bigger your plant and more nutrients it can take up.
4.). Get a GOOD carbon filter and no one will ever know your growing…unless you open your tent…
5.) Get a good tent! You want reflective walls, ventilation ports, cord access, etc.
6.) and lastly…and most importantly, get good genetics. Autos are great for a trial grow, but nothing will ever beat a good photoperiod plant - better yield, better quality, and massive, beautiful, photo-worthy colas.
Follow these basic tips, and I guarantee you’ll grow something better than you’ll be able to get at most dispensaries.
Thank you 💕
The first ones I’ll just throw onto my balcony. I’ll check how they manage and how I manage to keep them alive before investing into a proper setup. But I’ll get back to these tips. Thanks again 💖
You and everyone else is going to be potting outdoors now that it’s legal, and if there is a single male anywhere within a mile or two of you (which is pretty much guaranteed in the city), you’ll end up getting pollinated. I would highly recommend you don’t do that…BUT, if you do, at least grow two plants so you can compare if you notice any issues in one of your plants.
G’luck!
Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’m just too late, EVERYTHING grow boxy is sold out here 😅
I just had a look at the light. That thing is way bigger than the tent I’m looking at right now. I guess I’ll check for a smaller one.
Same here! Some great memories come to mind reading your words!
Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Maybe stop to pee on a tree somewhere.
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one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn’t even have rosemary
You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:
“Uhoh… the OVEN.”
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They missed the “Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet”.
Blackout Christmas! 🎁🎉
I never bought myself stuff while drunk, but I liked to go on twitch and subscribe to random small channels, and gift them games they wanted to play lol.
I am still waiting for my drunk self to buy myself a piano or some other instrument, so I have a reason to learn to play it, lol.
I’m the “guess I’m crying now” kind of drunk.
You pair great with the journey into the woods fellow. An adventure will cure what ails ya.
A journey into the woods crying? I know how the Blair Witch Project got started.
Us woods folks are the story drunk type
So there I was…
I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk
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That was basically my reaction to alcohol my whole life, just get kinda eepy.
thing is: that was already a thing when i was 17, so that’s just kinda how i react to alcohol
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Yeah I get the 🌌being tired🌌 part too… but then I act like an aggressive toddler who has every right to stay up past their bedtime and it goes away pretty quick
I don’t see “I am smart enough to know I can’t drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here”
(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)
Car dependency moment
Suffering from Taco Bell dependency too sadly :(
(again not me of course)
And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!
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I’d watch a 12 episode miniseries about that guy.
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so this is what they call a bad trip
Bullshit. Lost for a month? Not happening. I’d love to read an article about this totally not made up story.
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Oh. Oh, man. I’m not the only one…
(#4)
Many of us have been each of those types of drunks.
Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.
Do you need help, my guy?
It’s fine, bud light is good for staying hydrated
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these are the three personalities of my ADHD
If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.
i saw a t-shirt in a Mexican tourist town once that said it depends on what you drink, and it explained it like this:
Beer = I’m invincible!
Whiskey = I’m invulnerable!
Tequila = I’m invisible!I too lube my life based on what I read on shirts
Wait, should I have been lubing my life?
Yes. Lube your life. It’s a lot less painful that way.
I … ok then
Gotta try lubing your life bro. Suavamente
What about the ones who get belligerent, try to fight the cops that get called than puke on the cops as they’re being arrested?
That’s I hate everyone guy.
No, I hate everyone guy hangs out with the cat or dog, Uncle Cletus throws fists with the cops.
I don’t know why but people who link videos without a brief description of what it is just drives me nuts.
Especially if it’s a Tom Cardy song that I somehow hadn’t seen yet. Wouldn’t have wanted to miss it - sharing the real party guest stereotype.
I did know that one, but thanks anyway, I wouldn’t have wanted to miss if it I hadn’t.
(I like the versions featuring himself more though.)
