• Etterra@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hello France? The American people here. We’d like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.

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      Thing one: You don’t need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.

      Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they’ll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.

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        Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we’re absolutely saturated with politicians. We’ll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.

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          Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.