• Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
      19·
      1 year ago

      Hello!

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      Did you know your middle manager probably makes double your salary while only doing half the work?

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        • Dandroid@dandroid.app
          5·
          1 year ago

          Gotta be just good enough at your job for the company to not want to get rid of you, but just bad enough at your job that they want to move you into another position.

        • Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
          4·
          1 year ago

          You have to defeat the previous middle manager in Mortal Kombat! Then you must consume their brains to gain their departmental knowledge.

          • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
            1·
            1 year ago

            That’s alright he doesn’t know anything. I literally sent him an email today and basically just told him what to do in it. He’s useless.

            I assume he does the paperwork or something because otherwise he has no point.