“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
Damn son save some for the rest of us.
smooth 👍
Pay for dinner
This man fights in the shade.
lmfao savage
For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
--forceitPushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
How many reasons did you code into it?
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Aw man that’s so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA course
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
And she was just running random exe files from emails.
Sounds like she’s got a good sense of humor… is she single?
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
Then what’s about MongoDB?
after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.
I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
That sounds more like breaking up.
The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately
DuH
git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.bradPull request rejected.
Man, I’ve never seen such a rapid succession of git pull and git push
Sure, but at least they won’t be afraid of commitment.
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Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.
The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.
I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.
Also we got a sexy time button.
Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider… Unnatural.
