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0x0@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Senior dev be like...

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0x0@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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    Half of those meetings are business MBAs asking “Why isn’t more getting done on this project?”

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      The other half are about useful things, like what to do next, how your interfaces will look like, and “if you need help, just tell me, I can escalate it”.

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        Oh, and how to prepare for the meeting on staging the discussion for the rollout of the plan for the new strategic initiative (first iteration)

        I’m not exaggerating by that much, tbh.

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      As opposed to non-business MNBAs of course

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        Isn’t that just the NBA? And what are those guys doing in business meetings?

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          Dunking on other projects.

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            Embarrassed after the WNBA had a killer season

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        Major in Not Business Administration? :D

        Also:

        MNBA may refer to:

        • 2-Methyl-6-nitrobenzoic anhydride, a condensing agent used in chemistry laboratories

        • Mongolian National Basketball Association

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      I feel this in my soul

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