The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoResponsible guidance is a choicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square172linkfedilinkarrow-up1603
arrow-up1603imageResponsible guidance is a choicelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square172linkfedilink
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76·11 months agoUntil you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·11 months agoThat’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
minus-squareniktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoThe next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-211 months agoInstructions unclear fries bacon dirt…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoHey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoMommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoHey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoI was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoBacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoI was thinking punk band name.
minus-squareNeato@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoI’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoYeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.
Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
That’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
The next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
Instructions unclear
fries bacon dirt…
Hey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
Hey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
I was thinking punk band name.
I’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.