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This feels like you started with the phrase “Hot Messiah” then worked backwards from there.
Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside
are we going to normalize nocturnal lifestyles? living underground?
I think sooner or later we’ll have to
Hah! Beat you fuckers to it!
But it’s hot at night, too.
sure, but less melty.
I like to park in handicapped spaces
And drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane? 😉
Im an asshole!
So handicapped people make handicapped faces?
Does being crucified count as being handicapped
The heat fills my brain and I can’t think about anything else
Another reason why I wanna move to Australia; fewer people who bitch about the weather (and just fewer people overall)
This is me.
Somebody stuff that hat down his noise hole, damn.