Boxes hold fruit. Including peaches. But in terms of fruit, I’ve never heard a pussy being called anything but a peach. Boobs are called melons but that’s about it in terms of fruit analogies.
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Cake day: December 23rd, 2024
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The most sarcastic, yet relatable response to any conversation not involving you (or me).
I’ve seen a video where someone did just this. Blew my freaking mind.
Idk what’s more upsetting: the fact that I was called out as a slacker. Or this slacker waited 6 months to post this… Either way, where both in the same boat… I feel called out.
Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it’s pointing directly at it.
/s I am indeed unreasonably mad.
Not that you put the cast iron in the dishwasher (enjoy your rust), but the fact that you can actually fit the pan in your dishwasher. I recently spent $350 on a portable dishwasher and your iron skillet is bigger than that. I bought that thing to NOT have to scrub dishes. Thanks for reminding me that I STILL have to scrub pots and pans!
I followed your advice, now I’m sitting in jail. What did I do wrong?