Die eier von Satan literally means Satan’s eggs. It’s a recipe for round cookies with hash. And no eggs.

What’s the point of espionage if you can’t even gossip

The issue isn’t so much that I’m cutting myself, but that I end up with multiple very small wounds, roughly the size of a hair/hairsack. Like my shave is just a little too close?

I have an adjustable handle, Merkur 50C I believe. I set it to the least aggressive setting, and am trying all different brands of blades, but so far there’s little difference.

I’ve tried many things, but still getting many small wounds. With the grain doesn’t get as close a shave.

I have a block of aluin, which I think is the same thing? It helps, but it isn’t magic. I’m not applying pressure, but still I get many very small wounds.

In my experience it’s also the best way to show up at the office with a bloody neckline

Yes, but not because of the oil. Pipes often clog due to a buildup of soap. Don’t use more soap than you need, which for most people is about 10 times less than what they use now.

As long as you are someplace and time where they use the Gregorian calendar

There’s a toilet in the museum of modern art in Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, that features this exact setup, but with mirrors

Irradiating won’t harm the smoker though. You need to put a radiation source in the cigarette to do harm.

Huh. I learned doppel-fau in high school. Could it be that both terms are used?

In German it’s called a Doppel-Vau, with Vau being the letter V.

In Dutch it’s just called wee, none of this double bullshit

While true, 1 blade a day for 120 years is also off by a factor of 20 in the other direction.

All three are in there already?

What do you mean by this? It works fine for me so far, though I’m not a heavy user.

Tell me you’ve never lived above a bar without saying you’ve never lived above a bar

Holy shit, same. Zoomed in on PC it’s very clear it’s generated, but I saw it on my phone first. Looks very real on a glance.

Edit: Nevermind, it seems like it’s not generated, just shitty compression