How fucked would it be reading online that you may lose your job…

That’s a prime chaotic resonator, It’s to apply fossils to your gear…

They come in bottles now??

I don’t want to die and I don’t want to live forever… it’s literally the only thing that gives me anxiety if I think about it too much

It’s “Me IRL”

I only learnt what ich iel meant this week so this is totally ich iel

Yolo

The father one? Hell yeah brother!

Archer rabbits, ngl that one would scare me.

Shots coming at you from out of the thicket, being ambushed by thousands via an underground tunnel system… grandpa is having flashbacks

Just don’t use bread

And the ingredients always contained aqua… never see aqua these days

This is a stock stock meme… I think it can go one step further if the stock in the photo is livestock, stock stock stock meme

I still remember when you could like bounce it off a mirror around someone trying to block you

Look at those eyes, this guy is peaking

Fucking how dilated are those eye… granny is on another world

The younger worker thing fucking shits me. I worked as OPs manager for 11+ years and my GM was always on me about getting younger staff for the cheaper rate. Little did he know I entered everybody under 18 as 18 in our payroll… He expected the same workload from these guys so I was ensuring they got paid the same.

You can always lose weight but you can never get back a missed hamburger.

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is… how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

My memory is a little fuzzy with dates but I’m pretty sure Napster was going full steam by '99 but even before that we used to trade mp3 files on mIRC or ICQ+CuteFTP, I had hundreds of albums I never paid for which I am still amazed I managed to do over a shared 56k connection

I came ridiculously close to blowing my hand off as a kid, the one kid in my circle of friends with the internet printed out a few copies on his dot matix printer… anyway one Saturday morning a group of us decided to try make a tennis ball bomb, it was just snapped off matchstick heads and the strikers stuffed through a small cut in a tennis ball and then tape the ball up. So pooled all out money together and go a dozen boxes of matches, tennis ball and a roll of duct tape and sat at a table in the park snapping off match heads. Once we made it we headed back to one of my mates flat and someone threw it up again a wall while the rest of us hid behind a wall looking over and… Nothing it hit the wall and bounced off and rolled around before stopping on the ground, we all waited and after a few minutes someone gave it another go with the same result, after about 10 attempts we were all out and just picking it up immediately off the ground and throwing it again. After about 15mins it just turned into a game of us throwing a ball against the wall and catching it before it hit the ground… Now I ran to catch the ball off someone else’s throw and i was about a foot off catching it when it exploded with a fucking boom, bits of tennis ball flying all over the place, you couldn’t see the shit but you could feel it hitting you on the way passed. Our reaction was fuck that was cool, let’s make another one…