May 16th 2011… Pretty sure this is an April fools joke, and like everything in government it was a month and a half late.

I’m pretty sure pornhub already leaked a video titled “Lenny sucking a goat”…

Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

Humancenticycle

I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

[Coment attempting to have an intelligent and witty take on the conflict dispite two typos from either lazyness or stupidity]

Bruh, those stairs are wasted

“Correct” is a strong word, it works for their show because you’re seeing it through the protagonist’s eyes who is absolutely loving the situation when compared to his dull office job. The colorful aesthetic there serves as part of the storytelling. However, choosing to just not make blood look like blood for everything only serves to undermine the violence shown. People talk about the dangers of becoming decensitized to violence through media, but imagine if media doesn’t even show to grousom results of said violence what that could do to people’s perception of it in real life.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

Aye aye matey, people who choose piracy are peer-plexing…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

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