Bowser is not recommended.

Shoulda put a sledge brother in the background to represent the big guy.

It certainly causes more terror, but mostly just with the rabble, not the ultra wealthy who actually matter.

Dracula’s lips and teeth

Uh, he’s not showing any teeth…

If people like using them, more power to them, but as someone who grew up playing on CRTs, if I could have had crisp pixels instead back in the day, I would totally have chosen that.

This grudge is why Thorin chipped the glasses and cracked the plates, even though that’s what Bilbo Baggins hates.

“I reject your system of judgement and do whatever the fuck I want.”

All it did was show a lot of people what bullshit a charge of “terrorism” is.

Whenever he gets cheers and applause in a news comedy show, the host always looks uncomfortable. You can almost see the leash of their corporate overlords being tugged.

Don’t worry, someone will speak out for you if they do!

I see Luigi isn’t on the naughty list. Based Santa.

This is a better one, DUI in 2017:

Hitler’s picture in the media if he died today:

Murica.

I love how “overseeing $280B of revenue” is supposed to be some indicator of the guy’s goodness. “Wealth = virtue” indeed.

“He grew up working class and then betrayed his roots. What a swell guy!”

Now why can’t they use this image every time they report on his death?

“The warden’s finger pushed through two inches of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.”

I mean, gloves work, too…

But accurate!