She runs a trained orca fighting ring, and forces orphans to pose for those giant aerial photos that spell out words in human bodies to advertise matches.

It’s literally true as measured by IQ scores. Look it up.

Hmmm. Bad memories of such a thing in your life?

Are there any other webcomics artists you make it your personality to hate?

Can confirm. My friend’s kid got seriously pissed that she (friend) told her (the kid) something the AI said, even though she followed it up with the right information immediately. Like, seriously pissed.

Good to see. 😄

“Bo Peep sheep fuck”

That’s one barrel, so one enormous batch. I like to credit the cartoon whiskey manufacturers with some goddamn ambition.

Oh, we would never call someone from Canada or Mexico a Yank. That would be inaccurate and offensive.

Sending a message is fine. Mutilation of the corpses and burning of the houses is one way to do this without torture.

Of course, sometimes one needs to shoot a GI, and not finish him off, so his screams will attract more targets out of cover. That’s legit.

If you put this much effort into defending Nazis with inane trolling…

Nah. Kill them if necessary, but torture makes you a sick fuck.

Hehe. Nope, you’re all yanks mate, Australia has you pegged too.

Looks like it had the desired effect of pissing off US people. 😄

No, and Mythbusters proved that you can.

Yep, and they lost.

Lemonade Battlepass!

A thousand times yes. My (m) partner (nonbinary) was, for years, in a disaster of a relationship where, among other issues, they felt trapped into cooking dinner every night. They had made a deal with their girlfriend that they would cook and she would clean up. She stopped cleaning up consistently. However, my partner is a stubborn person who has trouble ending their own side of a deal even if the other person breaks their part.

I have therefore resolved never, ever to ask them to cook, or even ask questions about what they’re having for dinner, to avoid this becoming a problem in our relationship.

However, they actually love cooking. We’re both autistic, and cooking is one of the things that calms their brain.

They offer me dinner almost every night. I’m eating good, nutritious food most of the time now. I’m losing weight (which I need to do).

I do offer to cook or order delivery if they are particularly exhausted, and I have made it quite clear that I’m happy to be asked to do so, since I never had that problem.

It’s working great. If our relationship goes bad, at least it won’t be for that reason. Doing well so far, almost a year in.

It really is a coincidence. The moon is slowly moving further out in its orbit, so in a few dozen million years it won’t be eclipsing properly any more. We live at a time when it’s just the right size.

I got hella freckles mate. I am doomed.

That’s okay, the machine wants you.