Thank you for not posting the reversed version.
Impending mommy giving off some real Omega vibes here.
If pro-life conservative heads were glass no one would listen to them because you could see there is nothing inside
They also wouldn’t listen to them because they’d be running away screaming at the terrifying site of the glass-head men.
A glass head is actually a sign of manliness, like tanned balls
massive hyena pseudophallus
Why isn’t the baby cut in half too?
Who let Solomon in here?
Sick fuck
rolled high on his dex save, obv.
Maybe they are twins
That human cloaca is really bugging me.
Why is nobody talking about the fucking double spine?
Or am I somehow stupid and interpreted that fucked up graphic wrong - if that even is possibly, because so much is wrong with that?
It’s the reflection in the glass 👍
I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out
It’s okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
Wtf
You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.
That’s anatomically correct. These are the spinous processes cut in half.
It’s weird that the baby isn’t cut in half too.
Must be twins.
For $50 we can cut the baby up into as many halves as you like.
I’m actually not sure if I’m falling for a joke here, but that’s how I remember that a spine looks like
Even if it’s a section view, there shouldn’t be 2 of them… Or maybe I just don’t see it correctly…
Edit: ah, now I somehow see it. But still, it doesn’t really look correct with the spinal cord like splitting it. Although given that this would be a bit hard to visualise in a 2D slice…
I’m still not convinced that this is actually correct ;-)But the penis you’re okay with.
That one didn’t seem double on first sight
Your marrow needs to go somewhere, also the spinal cord. Your pic has it simply from the side, not a cutaway
True that, but then the baby would also need to be sectioned, no?
But, I want to give up now, I get that I’ve viewed it wrong
C’mon now, everybody knows you open a pregnant dude like an avocado.
The amount of comments not pointing out the genitals is worrying. Both from an intelligence and horniness point of view.
Ok look I will fully admit that I didn’t notice that, nor did I notice the fetus wired up to drop out of the anus, but I think you’re making some assumptions here about intelligence/horniness. I was distracted by the myriad questions that arose when considering the prospect of a glass belly to monitor pregnancy. What would it be shaped like? Would it just be a little TV screen like a Tellytubby? A porthole like the windows on SpongeBob’s house? Would it just be a big old solid Buddha belly but made of glass? Or maybe some space age tech that lets it flex like a foldable phone. Also, would people be born like that or would the glass belly form upon becoming pregnant? There’s just so many logistics to consider here…
We already have the technology to do this:
Groundbreaking technique makes skin transparent
No idea whether it would be safe for pregnancy, but you could probably stencil it on in flower or heart patterns, bedazzle the outline, ya know, really jazz it up.
Hmm… neat. Thanks for sharing.
Thank you! I was starting to wonder if I was the one who missed a memo…
Even if we could see the embryo implanted in a place that’s going to kill both the fetus and the mother? Or where we can see the body growing with only half a head? Or their organs outside their body?
Yeah I’m actually 100% for transparent baby windows. The only abortion that people are calling for are not even close to human looking or visibly in distress
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
It was on the news this mroing
There would certainly be less skepticism about evolution if everyone could see fetuses during development.
I ain’t made no fish baby, I knew you cheated on me.
I wanna pet the salamander. It so cute!
Look what they took from us. We could’ve been swimming in primordial soup but NOO
Ah yes, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. But it’s been dismissed by biologists.
That isn’t what OP is saying…
I realized when I moved on to do other things. Oh well.
I see where you were going with it, but yeah, I didn’t mean to imply an outdated scientific conclusion. Honest misunderstanding
Original image is from a DeviantArt mpreg artist at around 2016
Why do you know that?
I tend to crawl down too many rabbit holes
It’s fetish shit, isn’t it
I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!
Noooo wayyy would mpreg be a fetish nahhh
Everything’s a fetish if you try hard enough.
Thank you for your service!
You mean you didn’t notice the penis and testicles in the image?
Props to all OG artists. Sadly I can’t cite sources for any that I post. I only have a few homegrown memes.
Really? because it looks AI.
Not everything is AI!
It was an honest question, usually when all of the organs are misplaced in a medical reference diagram like this it means that.
Isn’t this the plot of one of Arnold’s movies.
Ah yes, time to get Gregnant
You mean pregnate
Can u get preganté?
can you burn a Luigi board?
No, I imagine getting burned is more exciting than it is boring.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NANyaGc77lQ
Follow the link, it’s worth it, I swear.
i prefer the jt sexkik version, this seems too high effort.
I never think it’s going to be worth it but I’ll often click just in case.
…and I watched the whole thing. Lol
Well that was certainly something lol
Giving birth through your ass would be horrible tho, so in this case I’d pick the abortion.
Ah, so you’re a “outta my dickhole or nohole” kinda fella
C section all the time!
That’s unnatural, son. You either have a natural birth or you die trying like a real man!
Nah. They’ll vomit the kitten up when it’s time.
I’d imagine it to be comparable in pain level to giving birth through a vagina. Though the smaller pelvis would definitely be a problem…
Idk, I’ve never seen an ass stretched out the size of a melon.
And no, I don’t want to see it, thank you!
Don’t read the next one if you’re too weak for fetish porn!
Tap for spoiler
Some people, including men, have been successfully inserting life-size fetus toys, for which they “gave birth to”. This stunt not only needs an extreme amount of training (like triple-fisting almost), but also a condition called megacolon, and anal birth porn is quite rare, with siswet being one who did such a feat (as a woman).
I don’t want to see it
Well then, I’m sorry to do this to you…
Tell me you take small dumps without telling me you take small dumps
