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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

The plumber has no mercy

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The plumber has no mercy

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 years ago
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    This is horrible. I can still hear his teeth on the cement, and I haven’t watched that movie in decades.

    • Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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      When I think back, it’s like he killed him anyway, so given the choice, I’d just let the guy shoot me.

    • _xDEADBEEF@lemm.ee
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      American History X?

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        Yeah

    • slazer2au@lemmy.worldM
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      Kinda glad I have forgotten 99% of that film after having to watch it for school.

      • Okkai@lemm.ee
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        Wild, I cannot imagine school showing that

    • solstice@lemmy.world
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      Yeah that little sound effect of teeth scraping cement before it happens, omg

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      Yep, me too. Ugh. So hard to take and I’ll never forget it.

    • Something_Complex@lemmy.world
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      What movie, I can’t fucking remember but I have that scene imprinted to my mind

      • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        American History X

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    So sad, and this is just one of many examples of rampant koopaphobia. We need to vote Peach out of office and elect Bowser to put an end to these hate crimes.

    #KoopaLivesMatter

    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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      Why doesn’t Bowser, the larger of the two candidates, simply kidnap and marry Peach?

      • Exatron@lemmy.world
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        Because that would upset his boyfriend Luigi.

    • Sal@lemmy.world
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      I am pretty sure that a princess is not an elected position.

      • seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Tell that to George Lucas.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        But on meth it is.

        #OnlyOnce

  • Hotdogman@lemmy.world
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    Super Mario History X

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    We’re so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling Koopa Troopa, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It’s crap. I mean, Christ, King Koopa freed the Troopas, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

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    Man, what is Mario going to do? Shoot him?

    That’s always been my question about this method of torture/execution. You die painfully or If you survive, you are maimed pretty good, and life will suck.

    And it’s often done at gunpoint? Like give me the bullet dammit

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      I mean, maybe, but when you are in fear for your life, you may not be able to make that rational calculation.

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      Yeah if they can know how to use it. This video is at the timepoint after he had shot the person several times at range (disturbing nsfw violence video) https://youtu.be/Id9pd8zfQcs?t=772 Now im scared as heaven to get shot…By someone incompetent!

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
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    fake news, turtles dont have teeth

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Anymore

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        This is the one. This one got me.

  • UnD3Rgr0uNDCL0wN@lemmy.world
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    “Now I fukka da princess!”

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    You try to steal my father’s truck?!

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