• EddieTee77@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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    11 months ago

    I think if nuns actually looked and dressed like this, you’d find more people going to church.

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        Not sure, it’s possible though. The Oracle of Delphi or the Pythia were a sort of order of priestesses to Apollo who were supposed to have gotten high off of some sort of gases or fumes and spent their days reading signs from various divination sources (entrails and colored beans and likely others). I 'm not sure that they specifically did anything like that, but I wouldn’t doubt that there was some sort of fertility cults that might be into that as a way of ensuring good harvests or whatever.

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      “i’ve told you a hundred times, sister, if you use the confessional to give private lap dances, i get fifty percent!”

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      Holy shit, same. Zoomed in on PC it’s very clear it’s generated, but I saw it on my phone first. Looks very real on a glance.

      Edit: Nevermind, it seems like it’s not generated, just shitty compression

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        Reverse image searching this for… reasons, shows an original post date of a Facebook screenshot 2 years ago. Image generators were absolutely in their infancy and you would be lucky if you got a single finger with the correct amount on knuckles let alone the amount of hands here with the correct amount of fingers.

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          Reasons… Haha. Anyway thank you, for doing the work, still could be some kind of AI involved which was tinkering with the image. Similar results can be seen on pixel 6 (maybe also other phones), which uses AI for enhacing the taken images.

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      I admit this is hot af, but not lewd enough to justify NSFW. But people throw NSFW on posts like Sriracha. So it could use one but not necessary to force a moderators hand into doing something about this particular incident. If anything I wish there was sauce

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        Yeah, if my boss saw that picture on my screen while I’m working I would be summoned to his office before I had the time to close the window.