MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoThe future is nowlemmy.todayimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1786
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minus-squareEmoBean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months ago“We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper.”
minus-squareschmidtster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoAnd then the weaker springs don’t have the force required to cut paper that is adequate to dry your hands.
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoThey could actually put a blade in it to cut the paper like scissors
minus-squareschmidtster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoWhat do you think the springs are activating?
“We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper.”
And then the weaker springs don’t have the force required to cut paper that is adequate to dry your hands.
They could actually put a blade in it to cut the paper like scissors
What do you think the springs are activating?