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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It's going. I'm alive.

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It's going. I'm alive.

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Ejh3k@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My favorite to use: “not gonna lie to you.”

    • Neato@ttrpg.network
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      1 year ago

      My coworker once when I asked him a hard question: “Don’t make me lie to you.”

      I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.

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        when someone asks me an impossible question.

        I think that response actually works for the loaded question:

        “Have you stopped beating your wife?“

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          Easy answer: No

          Though someone can assume another answer it should be followed up by another question, such as: why not? Then you can explain: “Never started” for instance

          Though the answer of “don’t make me lie to you” is still a good one and prevents further questions

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      Implying that you… sometimes do!? :-P

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        When it comes to how I’m feeling? Sure, often even

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        Implying that if you said “i’m (fine/ok/alright/good/etc)” would be a lie.

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          Since it is super easy, barely an inconvenience, I am going to share this link from where my statement came from:-)

          https://youtu.be/_ru0pnAnq7g

          (I wish Lemmy would show preview pics of YouTube videos to let people have a glimpse of what they are in for, but hopefully my hints were enough here:-)

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            1 year ago

            Oh! Thank you for the context!

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              1 year ago

              img

              • berryjam@lemmy.world
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                1 year ago

                (off-topic: I LOVE this cat)

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                  Not off topic at all - when he showed up, the topic became all about him, in true business cat style - he will not allow it any other way!!! 😹

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      I usually just go with “sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit”

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