• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
    4·
    4 months ago

    I can’t grow a full beard for shit and am thinking of looking into permanent removal

    My stache though is hilarious, if I grow it out without the beard I instantly look like I’ve aged myself 40 years. Something not helped by the fact that my chosen look is suspenders on a tucked in button down and alternating on khakis vs jeans.

    I look like microbrewery ned flanders.

  • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
    2·
    2 months ago

    If I grow out my beard I look like a hobo. Its fine hair that’s not dense enough, light colored, and wily AF. My moustache looks like a pedo stache too. I rock a good chin strap and stubble stache though!

    I’ve always loved the idea of having a good beard, shame it just doesn’t work well for me the way I’d like.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      3·
      4 months ago

      I’m so confused. I’m just imagining you clean shaven, and a full head of fabio hair. But then you stop shaving, and the hair starts growing out of your face, but the longer your face hair gets, the shorter your head hair gets. Until eventually you’re totally bald up top.

      Yes, my imagination IS very cartoonish.