Relatable lol

Stupidity is a moral flaw after all.

The very existence of this comic points to a sad reality. Is it exaggerated? Probably. But it’s a damn cartoon, it’s supposed to be.

Mars sucks ass I hope we never go there. There are plenty of other decent celestial bodies around. We should colonize Moon for starters. Moon colony would be amazing.

Looks like textbook Chinese propaganda.

If there is no kernel of truth in this “joke” then it’s not funny isn’t it?

Heavily depends on the planet and the aliens. I’m not about to kill cute peaceful molerat people on a desert rock of a planet. This sounds like terrible time to me. If it’s some sort of Strogg situation on a decent Earth-like world though count me in.

Dunno he looks the happiest in that one.

I’m pretty vanilla when it comes to Cage. Face/Off’s the best and Lord of War is close second.

Damn how didn’t I know this obvious trick. But then again when I grew up floppies were on their way out already and dirt cheap anyway.

Sounds like a “don’t threaten me with good time” type of deal.

Oh how I loved my 28kbit… He was making sounds like some alien insect, all clicks and clacks. Pretty stylish too, all black and blocky with red accents.

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. Sure it’s sorta self-promo but chill boyos give him a break.

Come on it’s not even middle school maths.

(1/4) / (1/2) = (1/4) X (2/1) = (1/4) X 2 = 2/4 = 1/2 = 0.5

John fucking Carmack codes in Microsoft Visual Studio, and that’s the guy who wrote Doom, the single most important piece of software in history of Man and I’m not even exaggerating.

Not needing isn’t the same as won’t hire and allocate vast amounts of resources.

And killing children.

I get that a lot from nurses before they stab me with needles.

Ain’t Finland a paradise?

Name one ingredient in that burger that is unhealthy. Bread? Meat? Cheese? Greens? Half a teaspoon of ketchup? Just check your caloric intake and eat whatever the heck you want.