Remote work is clearly dangerous, we should force CEOs to return to office where they can be more productive!
Insert that Yahhhooyyy! sound in your head.
I hope his last moments were full of fear and regret 😁
For the sweatshops without clean drinking water he had his clothes made in.
Did anyone make sure to call the CEO hotline to report a act of terrorism on the mountains part?
Call what’s her name the governor who is so concerned about the well-being of executives.
That’s Kathy Hochul.
Here’s the official form for telling her what an obviously corrupt embarrassment she is.
Splendid. I hope she likes a sonnet I’ll write her about what an asshole she is.
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That last step was a doozy!
“slipped”
Let’s go with that.
Whoopsie.
slipped and fell from a 500ft cliff
Not bad, karma, not bad
Nice. I wish a very speedy trip to hell for him.
He ran sweatshops with no clean drinking water.
Oh it sounds like he was the architect of his own hell. Whoever’s in charge of ironic punishment has their work already done!
walk em down, walk em down 🤞
Thank fuck.
He was a sweatshop owner in truth. See ya! Next.
His name is Sack and Dick? Damn.