- cross-posted to:
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- programmer_humor@programming.dev
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I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say… well played >:(
Javascript should say “you are a masochist and a nerd”
Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?
Probably this guy
I take it that he dictated the book to his therapist from a state of paralysis.
with his therapist 🤣
That should be a dog fucking a football.
What is HTML doing here? Blasphemy!
Wow I’m an old engineer nerd. I feel so exposed. Zero is nothing always start at one for life.
Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.
Something wrong with:
#include <Arduino.h> void loop() { digitalWrite(13, HIGH); delay(1000); digitalWrite(13, LOW); delay(1000); }? 😂🤮
Obviously the only correct way to blink an LED is to use a hardware timer to trigger a DMA transfer which stores a bit in the pin toggle register at a set interval
yeah! Or or use the interrupt pins and a 555 timer! both options are better than python though at least.
Aww I guess i’m fine since i mainly write in BBC BASIC SDL lol
Neeerd
Have you come to 2025 in a time machine? Can I borrow it?
Sorry I’m using it at the moment doing research for a Roman trading game I’m writing in BASIC.
Well, if Romans will perchance feed you to the lions… we won’t be sad.
Where holyC
You are a christian nerd
Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
Trying to rewrite everything in the universe
It’s a shame that the Rust rewrite of the GNU coreutils was named uutils and not uwutils.
Where would COBOL fall?
“You’re in a Nursing Home”
“and nerd”
Perl should say: You are old and a nerd or you use Debian
TIL fortran has a logo
The revenge!
As a ruby guy, I’m just happy to be included.
No. The proper term is GEEK. Needs are uncoordinated, awkward, have no fashion sense, and occasionally tape their broken glasses (or say sheepishly, “did I do that?”)
Geeks have in-depth, we’ll researched knowledge on topics that are obscure to the “mundanes”, have intellectual curiosity, and sometimes gain in wealth as a result. In many cases, they tend to make non-geeks (and geeks for other topics) completely befuddled. This sometimes results in insecurity on the part of non-geeks, which negatively impacts their social lives. On rare occasions, such geeks are so over the top smart that they transcend such petty attitudes (see: Neil deGrasse Tyson)
…but some nerds are more equal than others.
