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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago

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    Javascript should say “you are a masochist and a nerd”

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        Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?

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          Probably this guy

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            I take it that he dictated the book to his therapist from a state of paralysis.

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            with his therapist 🤣

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        That should be a dog fucking a football.

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    I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say… well played >:(

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    Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.

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      Trying to rewrite everything in the universe

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        It’s a shame that the Rust rewrite of the GNU coreutils was named uutils and not uwutils.

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    What is HTML doing here? Blasphemy!

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    Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.

    Assembly: you are a cyborg.

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      Assembly: you are a cyborg.

      Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.

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        Something wrong with:

        #include <Arduino.h>
        
        
        void loop()  {
        digitalWrite(13, HIGH);
        delay(1000);
        digitalWrite(13, LOW);
        delay(1000);
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        ? 😂🤮

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          Obviously the only correct way to blink an LED is to use a hardware timer to trigger a DMA transfer which stores a bit in the pin toggle register at a set interval

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            yeah! Or or use the interrupt pins and a 555 timer! both options are better than python though at least.

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    Aww I guess i’m fine since i mainly write in BBC BASIC SDL lol

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      Neeerd

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      Have you come to 2025 in a time machine? Can I borrow it?

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        Sorry I’m using it at the moment doing research for a Roman trading game I’m writing in BASIC.

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          deleted by creator

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    Where holyC

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      You are a christian nerd

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    Where would COBOL fall?

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      “You’re in a Nursing Home”

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        “and nerd”

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    Perl should say: You are old and a nerd or you use Debian

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    TIL fortran has a logo

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    Revenge of the Nerds.

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      The revenge!

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    As a ruby guy, I’m just happy to be included.

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    No. The proper term is GEEK. Needs are uncoordinated, awkward, have no fashion sense, and occasionally tape their broken glasses (or say sheepishly, “did I do that?”)

    Geeks have in-depth, we’ll researched knowledge on topics that are obscure to the “mundanes”, have intellectual curiosity, and sometimes gain in wealth as a result. In many cases, they tend to make non-geeks (and geeks for other topics) completely befuddled. This sometimes results in insecurity on the part of non-geeks, which negatively impacts their social lives. On rare occasions, such geeks are so over the top smart that they transcend such petty attitudes (see: Neil deGrasse Tyson)

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    …but some nerds are more equal than others.

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    how dare you Im not an engineer

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      What language is that engineer and a nerd one?

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        Matlab.

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