Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won’t came you cum btw, it’ll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.
Bad photoshop my ass, that’s some fine photoshop work!
I must agree though, I’d rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.
Generally the ladies seem to vastly prefer my mouth, I have never met one that wanted to bring a vibe in thus far. I’m down as long as you use it on me too lol.
I am man, and man evolved to use tools.
This is not the kind of thing people say “on main”, but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.
This works. It’s like watching an exorcism. I don’t have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.
Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?
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Oh jeez, I could feel that through the internet o_o
Please tell me you found a man who can bring a decent quality toy as a first date present
I mean… It’s just a suggestion.
Where has it been
In my fanny pack, of course.
What’s so funny
They really should’ve called them fanny sacks.
I feel like the move would be to ask if they have any toys they want to bring into the game
Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.
Opinions vary, some people like that harsh action (not my thing, but one of my exes loved hers)
Was she like… calloused there? Sorry just having a hard time understanding. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I think when she gave birth there was a lot of tearing in a bad way, so she lost a lot of sensation
People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.
I love this because I’m pretty sure it’s why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.
Tragically few games use a rapid jerking motion.
And a burned set of palms
how many men go to tune up a car without the TOOLS of the trade?
Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.
OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.
How rude; no need to insult the guy!
explaining the joke
(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)
Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop
Yeah, i’ll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it
I regularly have people presenting to me and have to give feedback. I’m now actively looking for messy presentation slides with typos and pressing them with questions afterwards to tease out if I’m just being given an AI copy/paste output or genuine work.
A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag
If you can’t bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you’ve got to work on yourself.
those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy
But we still have the fear!
Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use
grabbing branches probably.
Gently rubbing the clit.
Some use the tool, others just became tools
