MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDriving out the devil with the beelzebublemmy.todayimagemessage-square80linkfedilinkarrow-up1663
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minus-squareilinamorato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up70·1 year ago“Ok, so…I guess now we need to dip them in arsenic to prevent bacterial infection. And we could also irradiate them to make sure the viruses are all dead!” “Yeah, man. We’ll have the healthiest cigarettes on the market!”
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 year agoThrow some lead based paint on the box and baby, you got a stew goin’
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 year ago And we could also irradiate them It will be expensive, but make sure you find a neutron source. Don’t settle for the stuff that basically everybody uses for irradiating things.
minus-squareJTheDoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWe don’t want no pansy electron beam irradiators! Full ompf ionozation please.
minus-squareHagdos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIrradiating won’t harm the smoker though. You need to put a radiation source in the cigarette to do harm.
minus-squareJTheDoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThankfully for Hagdos, he’s not working around neutron irradiators or that’d be a gruesome lesson.
“Ok, so…I guess now we need to dip them in arsenic to prevent bacterial infection. And we could also irradiate them to make sure the viruses are all dead!”
“Yeah, man. We’ll have the healthiest cigarettes on the market!”
Throw some lead based paint on the box and baby, you got a stew goin’
It will be expensive, but make sure you find a neutron source. Don’t settle for the stuff that basically everybody uses for irradiating things.
We don’t want no pansy electron beam irradiators! Full ompf ionozation please.
Irradiating won’t harm the smoker though. You need to put a radiation source in the cigarette to do harm.
That’s what neutron radiation does…
Thankfully for Hagdos, he’s not working around neutron irradiators or that’d be a gruesome lesson.