Take a supplement vampires smh
Tell the vampires to eat more mushrooms. This is clearly a dietary problem!
I’d hate to see a vampire on shrooms.
As an Anne Rice fan since the early nineties, believe you me that I have often thought about giving some vampires a good helping of my vitamin d.
Okay chill dude, no reason to make it sexual. vitamin dick what a concept smh 🙈
do have to wonder if, hypthetically speaking, vampires existed in the modern age… what issues they’d have, if any, between multivitamins, and powerful sunscreens, and what have you.
Perhaps they could blend right into society and barely even be noticable?
How long would it take for people to realize someone was immortal
Eternity. They only think about themselves.
In Vampire: The Masquerade, we would have multiple identities in each country. And when someone did figure it out, we’d either mind control them or have them killed.
Since when do vampires have mind control?
Since Bram Stoker’s Dracula at least, but they expand on it a lot in the game setting. Vampires rule the world - presidents and billionaires around the world fall victim to the vampire Camarilla.
There is a good old movie raising this question, among others: “The man from earth”
I really liked that movie
My father had a rare hereditary disease that caused him to need to get frequent blood transfusions near the end of his life. We often joke that we’re modern vampires.
I am extremely light sensitive so I do wear sunscreen even for the drive to and from work, and I do take a multivitamin for my resulting vitamin D deficiency.
Obviously I’m not supernatural and this is all anecdotal but it’s fun to think about.
Obviously I’m not supernatural sus bro
Are we the real monsters?
Are you saying vampires want my D?
I guess they’ll leave you the ick.
Might wanna reconsider my blood, then, since I don’t see the sun much myself.
Warn us if you start feeling bitey.
Humans should stop being so selfish and just let vampires bite them.
Sincerely, a fellow human and totally not a vampire
Yeah there are enough d3 supps out there that old drac could just swipe a bottle or two. Not nearly as fun as laying a terminal hickey on some hot young piece of meat though
Vitamin D deficiency starts to have some benefits
Is that why mosquitoes prefer other people over me? 😉
If you constantly depressed then yes
This is the same logic carnists use to justify eating meat.
I always wondered, was it the sun it the cry of the rooster that killed Orlok in the original Nosferatu?
Explain Bunnicula then
