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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    If you spend more than 15 minutes shitting, you should maybe add some fiber in your diet.

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        I’ve got IBS-C and I’m one unhappy guy if I don’t get enough fiber for a meal or two.

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          Really?

          Fiber just gives me gas which makes the C much more painful. Although I’ve been on the Wegovy diet for a while now, and constipation is far less frequent when you can only physically consume 200 calories of food

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        Would drinking a little amount of magnesium help?

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            Taking extraordinarily long shits. It’s used as a laxative.

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                Got it. Thank you for letting me know!

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                Idk I kinda liked those laxatives they gave me before my colonoscopy. Not eating and forcing down 3ltrs of foul liquid sucked, but afterwards I felt great!

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                What could possibly cause a long shit other than the shit moving too slow?

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                  Damage to the colon, or whatever muscles are responsible.

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      How do i eat carbon fiber tho?

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        shredded and added to a smoothie /s

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        You need to try hard and believe in yourself. Commitment, bro. Commitment.

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