If you aren’t cooking
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST DO THE FUCKING DISHES AFTERWARD, YOU STUPID FUCK
Took me 30 years but I finally learned this lesson
You can call me worse than that if it means I don’t have to do either.
Did half a dozen phone fixing IT sessions for boomers though, that was my contribution.
Reaping the benefits and then leaving more work for the people who already worked hard is fucking shitty. Don’t do that. Help out.
That “left” hand looks cursed
I’m pretty sure it’s AI generated; which is really weird because I’m pretty sure there are plenty of 50’s era images featuring a smiling woman in the kitchen.
Yeah, I was going to say. Even without the usual tells I just could feel that it seemed AI. It’s that glossiness I think; even with a filter over top of it it looks off.
It has plenty of the usual tells. Just look at the stovetop. Look at the casserols and details on the wall
For me it’s the waist. It’s really thin, which would be ok for a 60’s illustration but the contour of her dress doesn’t match before and after the forearm.
The shadow for the cupboard door knob above the text is a tell, as is the stove top and each knob on the range being different.
It’s 100% ai generated
Not 100%. The text is legible.
Sure, the text might be added on top by someone
Yeah, but you’d have to search for those, and who has time for that in 2024?
To be fair, making if physically cursed instead of only conceptually is an improvement.
And this image is just a clever rehash of those 🤷
This looks like bad human art not bad AI art, but I may be wrong
0 reverse image search results. the fucked up shadows and broken waist/skirt are what confirm it as AI for me—not even the most lazy human artist who can render this well would draw those so poorly.
counterpoint, give me the scraps
A dedication to quality assurance we should all aspire to!
Unless you have a huge kitchen/open floor plan and the cook is okay with it. A lot of houses are designed with the kitchen as a conversing area too, it really depends.
I have a big kitchen (like 150sqft). over Thanksgiving, 15 people stood in my kitchen as my wife and I tried to finish the food.
we had to keep asking people to move just so we could get to the things we needed.
you would think after asking them to move for the third time they would leave. perhaps after the fourth time? nah.
people are dumb.
I have no chill in the kitchen. I need to learn chill. But if someone gets in my way more than once I’m like “get the fuck out of the kitchen!” while pointing. It doesn’t make people feel good, but it does produce results. I blame it on years spent working at restaurants in early adulthood.
Women belong in the kitchen. So do men. So does everyone. The kitchen is where the food is!
No! The food is in the dining room! You’re getting in the way! Smacks with wooden spoon Stop licking the beaters!
…Mom?
What accursed imagery is this?!
Holiday reminder: fuck AI “art”
Counterpoint: stay and have a chat.
“Stay a while, and listen!”
that looks like one unhealthy waist to body ratio
Tell that to my cat!
Man, my living room and the kitchen are the same room…come on😅
Who are you and what are you doing in my kitchen ? I’m calling the police !
Great, now you’ve got a stranger in your kitchen and people shooting at your family
Just don’t call the US police.
She’s got an oven in the center of her kitchen, that’s gotta be an American AI person haha. Who would think… you know what, cabinets shouldn’t be flush with this, and let’s put the potatoes in a pot on the sill. AI pictures do have fun surprises I must admit
Unless your “helpers” keep touching your naked body because they get so turned on by it, then they can stay.
