
Correct, im working on it
If you figure out the lobster claw, lemme know – that’s the one I want most.
Personally, I’m going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.
So walrus or narwhal, toothy?
Xander Crews could probably arrange that.
…sshole
There, you missed a part
No i have a hat full of them right here
It wasn’t even “asshole”, just “anus”, which is a technical word
Mine looks like fat titties and not giving a fuck about societal standards
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
I’ve got a body and it’s going to be summer. It’s perfect :D
Hell yeah
Stellar. I quit drinking and now I eat way more and I’ve lost 20% of my bodyweight in under six months. I was drinking tons every day, maybe 1500-2000cal.
My belt that almost didn’t fit around my belly, I’m at the final hole before I have to get a smaller belt. My pants fall down if I’m not wearing it tightly. My watch band almost needs to be replaced with a smaller one. I feel awesome every day.
I have stretch marks but no loose skin, so I’m thankful. I hope the stretch marks stay. My chest is smaller, which is totally great. I’m just starting getting back into exercising, but I feel just excellent about myself now!
Congrats!
Have gone down to the beach every day, but still waiting for a body to wash up
I live in a place where it gets up to 110+ F/43+ C regularly in the summer, my summer body is molded by hiding from the sun and waiting for the sweet release of night.
What could be a more summery shape than that of half melted ice cream?
Was hoping for a 6 pack, ended up with a keg.
Kombucha?
Once I’m put in the smoker I’ll render down quite nicely.
My summer personality is nothing to write home about either.
I have a body for radio, and a personality for print
I discovered that the amount of carrots I can eat before I am uncomfortably full is like 150 calories worth of carrots, which means I can nearly double the amount of beer I can drink while still running a small calorie deficit.
My ideal summer body is replacing this rotting flesh husk with cold, hard machine precision. But that’s not really an option yet :(
I’m down from 228 to 220. Not really that great, but I’ll keep you posted lmao
I miss the days of being 150 lbs. I felt like I had so much energy I could run a marathon. Now I feel like a quick run could kill me. :D
My collection is coming along fine












